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Ask me anything. ANYTHING.Archive

lion:

my favorite topping

lasagna-delrey:

a b c d e f g h i j ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

(via cumfort)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via tiffanyayo)

Satan: [appears]

Satan: You can have anything you wan--

Me: LANGUAGE.

Satan: What?

Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.

Satan: What the--?

Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.

Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?

Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

Somebody message me??? Pls?
sicklysatisfied:

my favorite cigarette is the bitches one.